23.7.08

To the Max!

In case you're not already buzzed from Redbull, Starbucks Double Shot or Monster, you can now purchase your daily dose of energy enhancing ingredients from a simple can of Pepsi! Pepsi Max, which has been available in Europe for the past fifteen years, has been kept away from the American market due to a major ingredient (acesulfame potassium) the could not pass standards passed by the FDA. Today, the commercial for Diet Pepsi Max (which features consumers being affected by an almost seizure like energy rush) mentions high dosages of ginseng and over twice the caffeine of regular Diet Pepsi. So, if you're a fan of unnaturally high levels of caffeine and questionable artificial sweeteners, I think it might be best for you to blindly follow the commands of Pepsi Max's straight-to-the-point tagline and just "WAKE UP PEOPLE!"

www.wakeuppeople.com

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